gaycaspian:

gaycaspian:

when i die i want my skull preserved and donated to a theater group to function as the skull of yorick in a production of hamlet

“james, you can’t do that -”

(Source: hexglyphs, via steel-behemoth-of-hate)

mesopelagic:

mesopelagic:

why didnt the plague of frogs simpley eat the plague of locusts? book of exodus plot hole :/

(via kushblazer666)

aneatoblog:

When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.

(via humorrelated)

sasstricbypass:

vague-yet-menacing:

vague-yet-menacing:

vague-yet-menacing:

why do 90% of all medicines sound like cool wizard names

it is i, Zyrtec the allmighty,

you are no match for Xanax the Wise

viagra 

(via steel-behemoth-of-hate)

methproblem:

rupsidaisy:

Did Jordin Sparks ever figure out how to breathe with no air

when was the last time u heard anything about jordin sparks. i rest my case

(via failinglifetests)